We love to lend. Obviously there is the power that we wield over you and the interest payments, but it is the sense that we are doing Gods work that that makes us special.
Our loan policy is fairly simple to understand, but in case you find this sort of thing daunting, we've laid it out simply for you:
You apply for a loan (you can do so here...).
We check that we can we can get back not just the loan amount but a whole load more.
You put something precious to you on the line and we use this as leverage.
We make the money appear out of thin air and give it to you, pretending that it is ours.
You now have the money, but we own you.
Just before repayment in full, one of our representatives will be in touch to convince you to borrow more.
Remember, by putting yourself in debt, you are helping our wonderful system, helping the rich become richer and helping us take over the world. Who wouldn't want to help!
Personal Loans
We consider all loans to be personal. Even though you may have a business, we'd like it best if something personal of yours were on the line.
Debt makes the world go round, so do your bit to keep the globe spinning.
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